Now that John is at the pulpit a great deal of the time, there's a running joke about the blunders and misspeaks that are made by him and the other members of the bishopric, or what was printed in the program (which he usually types up after midnight Saturday night). Here are some that have been made (and no, not all by him!):
Ward Adult Valentine's Activity: bring your favorite game and a spouse of a friend for a great time!
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Our Enrichment Night topic is "Healthy Eating and Weight Loss". Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Relief Society sisters have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
The choir director invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
The Bishop spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
This Friday is our annual church hayride. Bring a pack of hot dogs and guns. We'll have a good time.
Anyone not claiming lost articles will be disposed of.
Church Rummage Sale: A good opportunity to get rid of anything not worth keeping but too good to throw away. Bring your spouse.
Today the Deacons will collect our ties and offerings.
The Relief Society president would appreciate it if the sisters would lend her their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Choir practice - They need all the help they can get.
The activities committee will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
We will now breast the sacrament
Our congressional hymn will be...
4 comments:
Some wards here still do an 'eight is great'fireside.Our ward never has.On the stake level though, it would be nice ;)Great desserts!Do
you have QT there? The best hot chocolate & they have a whip cream machine.Yum
The funny sayings remind me of bloopers on church marquees-like on Letterman;)Laugh. out. loud.
SO DANG FUNNY.
Those are funny! We had a bishop once bear his testimony about how "we can all have an erection with the Lord." Though a correct use of the word, a terrible, terrible use of the word.
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