Friday, May 18, 2007
Nice Friend, Thoughtful Person
Celebrity Look-alikes
I am totally cracking myself up with this:
I have never seen this Celebrity Look-Alikes before until I saw it on Pixy Stix and thought I'd give it a try . . . pretty funny!
Then I thought I'd see what it did if I put my little guy in there . . . now this is funny:

Michael Jackon and Kelly Hu? Whatever!
I have never seen this Celebrity Look-Alikes before until I saw it on Pixy Stix and thought I'd give it a try . . . pretty funny!
Then I thought I'd see what it did if I put my little guy in there . . . now this is funny:
Michael Jackon and Kelly Hu? Whatever!
Monday, May 14, 2007
One is Fun!
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Gratitude and Appreciation
Five Steps to Becoming a More Appreciative Person:
1. Express Thanks Aloud
2. Keep a Gratitude Journal
3. Write a letter
4. Appreciate even the trials in life
5. Make it a habit
If You Give A Mom A Muffin
One of our favorite books in our home is "If You Give a Moose a Muffin" and this is a fun spin on it:
If you give a Mom a muffin, She'll want a strong cup of Diet Coke to go with it. She'll pour herself one.
Her three year old will spill the Coke. She'll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she'll find dirty socks. She'll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer, she'll trip over boots and bump into the box of D.I. items. Bumping into the D.I. items will remind her she has to get these boxes in the car and out of her basement.
When she puts the boxes in the car, she'll find a bag of groceries and this will remind her she has to cook dinner. She will get out the chicken defrosting in the fridge. She'll look for her cookbook (101 Things To Do With Chicken).
The cookbook will be sitting under a pile of mail. She will see the Netflix movie she's meant to mail and the preschool bill, which is due tomorrow. She will look for her checkbook. The checkbook will be in her purse that is being dumped out by her one year old.
She'll smell something funny. She'll change the baby's diaper. As she finishes up, she'll realize she brought the hand sanitizer down to the kitchen. While she is throwing away the diaper and searching for the hand sanitizer, the phone will ring.
Her three year old will answer and hang up. She'll remember she wants to phone a friend for lunch. Thinking of lunch will remind her that she was going to have a Diet Coke in order to stay awake for the rest of the day.
And chances are...If she finds her Coke glass (which she has to pour again), Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
Happy Mother's Day to all you busy moms - especially those who never get to eat that muffin (muffins have too many calories anyway!).
If you give a Mom a muffin, She'll want a strong cup of Diet Coke to go with it. She'll pour herself one.
Her three year old will spill the Coke. She'll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she'll find dirty socks. She'll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer, she'll trip over boots and bump into the box of D.I. items. Bumping into the D.I. items will remind her she has to get these boxes in the car and out of her basement.
When she puts the boxes in the car, she'll find a bag of groceries and this will remind her she has to cook dinner. She will get out the chicken defrosting in the fridge. She'll look for her cookbook (101 Things To Do With Chicken).
The cookbook will be sitting under a pile of mail. She will see the Netflix movie she's meant to mail and the preschool bill, which is due tomorrow. She will look for her checkbook. The checkbook will be in her purse that is being dumped out by her one year old.
She'll smell something funny. She'll change the baby's diaper. As she finishes up, she'll realize she brought the hand sanitizer down to the kitchen. While she is throwing away the diaper and searching for the hand sanitizer, the phone will ring.
Her three year old will answer and hang up. She'll remember she wants to phone a friend for lunch. Thinking of lunch will remind her that she was going to have a Diet Coke in order to stay awake for the rest of the day.
And chances are...If she finds her Coke glass (which she has to pour again), Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
Happy Mother's Day to all you busy moms - especially those who never get to eat that muffin (muffins have too many calories anyway!).
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
God and Science
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist comes to Him and says, "Lord, we just don't think we need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no. . ." interrupts God. "Get your own dirt"
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no. . ." interrupts God. "Get your own dirt"
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Einstein the Alligator
Meet Einstein, the 6' Alligator . . .
Einstein is a famous alligator, beloved by all at the elementary school. Each student gets to take Einstein home for the weekend when they are "Student of the Week" in the kindergarten class. They have to write about what they did with Einstein, and include a picture. The funny thing is to watch these little munchkins carrying a huge stuffed alligator out of the school.
On Friday, we had a couple of littles come over after school for a playdate and they put Einstein on their heads and walked out of the school. It is even funnier to watch people's reaction to a huge alligator being walked up the street for our little "hike". We have a trail behind our house that we enjoy walking and the view is usually fabulous. It was a bit cool and cloudy this particular evening, but Einstein had to go on a hiking adventure before he had to go back to school.
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